Your best friend just sent you an email warning, including reference to a local or large police department source, that "gang members" are out shooting up innocent drivers-(don't flash your headlights at any car with their lights off - you will be the next victim!) Or, that your friend's best friend's friend found a dirty needle on the seat of a local movie theater or in the coin return of a pay phone.... OR that if you keep sending this email to other people- somebody could win big bucks from Bill Gates (he isn't giving any away - believe me!) or Walt Disney "Jr" (who was never born.... ), or that the GOOD TIMES VIRUS is about to attack again...
sigh- PLEASE don't send it on to anyone until you have CHECKED IT OUT!!!!!
Does it make SENSE? can you VALIDATE IT???
does it sound TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE???(it probably is if it's free money... )
For the uninitiated - please read all of the following sites - and then refer your friends and relatives to the same ------ it will give you a bunch of GOOD LAUGHS and will prevent you from sending on some silly email that will make you look and feel foolish....
then read the funny story at the bottom of this page - and laugh!
My favorite- full of humorous reading ....
and tongue in cheek commentary
Urban Legends and Folklore
-has good case histories on the "Aids Needle Scares" and the Walt Disney legends, and just about every other internet legend/myth/hoax ever launched.
Heard the one about people who steal organs from living donors??? or how about the guy
eaten by an alligator on a Florida golf course....
I HEARD IT ON THE INTERNET
I was on my way to the post office to pick up my case of free M&M's (sent to me because I forwarded an e-mail to five other people, celebrating the fact that the year 2000 is "MM" in Roman numerals), when I ran into a friend whose neighbor, a young man, was home recovering from having been served a rat in his bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken (which is predictable, since as everyone knows, there's no actual chicken in Kentucky Fried Chicken, which is why the government made them change their name to KFC).
Anyway, one day this guy went to sleep and when he awoke he was in his bathtub and it was full of ice and he was sore all over and when he got out of the tub he realized that HIS KIDNEY HAD BEEN STOLEN. He saw a note on his mirror that said "Call 911!" but he was afraid to use his phone because it was connected to his computer, and there was a virus on his computer that would destroy his hard drive if he opened an e-mail entitled "Join the crew!" He knew it wasn't a hoax because he himself was a computer programmer who was working on software to prevent a global disaster in which all of the computers get together and distribute the $250.00 Neiman-Marcus cookie recipe under the leadership of Bill Gates. (It's true - I read it all last week in a mass e-mail from BILL GATES HIMSELF, who was also promising me a free Disney World vacation and $5,000 if I would forward the e-mail to everyone I know.)
The poor man then tried to call 911 from a pay phone to report his missing kidneys, but a voice on the line first asked him to press #90, which unwittingly gave the bandit full access to the phone line at the guy's expense. Then reaching into the coin-return slot he got jabbed with an HIV-infected needle around which was wrapped a note that said, "Welcome to the world of AIDS." Luckily he was only a few blocks from the hospital - the one where that little boy who is dying of cancer is, the one whose last wish is for everyone in the world to send him an e-mail and the American Cancer Society has agreed to pay him a nickel for every e-mail he receives. I sent him two e-mails and one of them was a bunch of x's and o's in the shape of an angel (if you get it and forward it to more than 10 people, you will have good luck but for 10 people only you will only have OK luck and if you send it to fewer than 10 people you will have BAD LUCK FOR SEVEN YEARS).
So anyway the poor guy tried to drive himself to the hospital, but on the way he noticed another car driving without its lights on. To be helpful, he flashed his lights at him and was promptly shot as part of a gang initiation.
Send THIS to all the friends who send you their junk mail and you will receive 4 green M&Ms - if you don't, the owner of Proctor and Gamble will report you to his Satanist friends and you will have more bad luck: you will get sick from the Sodium Laureth Sulfate in your shampoo, your spouse/mate will develop a skin rash from using the antiperspirant which clogs the pores under your arms, and the U.S. government will put a tax on your e-mails forever.
I know this is all true 'cause I read it on the Internet.
Cheryl - Fighting against the insanity of the Internet...one day at a time.
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